Chart Your Sexual Progress

By Corry Knight

The other day while I was in the barber shop getting my weekly hair cut I overheard a guy ask his friend did he get to first base with his date.

His buddy paused and said I don’t really know which made me start contemplating that answer also, because I really didn’t know either.

So instead of trying to answer it myself, I thought I ask the Beautiful Machine readers be let’s face it, you guys are brilliant.

But What I find so interesting is that everyone has their own answers so we hope you enjoy our choices.

So here we go,

If you got to first base with your date you got to…

A. To kiss politely kiss on the lips (no tongue )

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B. Hold hands

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C. Your date invited you to eat off her fork

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If you got to second based you got to…

A. Kiss passionately (full tongue)

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B. Fondle

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C. Cuddle

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If you got to third base you got to…

A. To give or receive oral Sex

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B. Partially nude fondling

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C. Dry Humping

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An of course once you’ve made it home, you’ve had SEX!

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